when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I
if she mentions it more than once,
it’s bothering her.
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
i love rob
THE LAST ONE MADE MY HEART MELT I
That strawberry thing omg marry that boy