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I fucking hate people
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sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

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impalassible-nottolove:

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

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chillaxbitch  (via hefuckin)

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if she mentions it more than once,
it’s bothering her.

DOES ANYONE HAVE ALL THE J LAW NUDES

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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mommies-little-monster:

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dampsandwich:

pleatedjeans:

20 Heart-Warming Random Acts of Kindness

i love rob

THE LAST ONE MADE MY HEART MELT I 

That strawberry thing omg marry that boy

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